Cereal Killer Adult Unisex Tee Halloween Four words that guarantee something

Four words that guarantee something is about to go sideways at the playground

and yellow legs standing proudly on top of a grey cinder block

and peach on a navy tee with a vintage holiday cartoon style

The coolness scale needed a new benchmark

There is something sticky on both hands and nobody knows the source

Cereal Killer Adult Unisex Tee Halloween Four words that guarantee somethingThe body count at breakfast is staggering. Cheerios, Froot Loops, whatever was left in the box from yesterday. No survivors. No witnesses. Just an empty bowl and a milk mustache. The Details: White distressed horror style text reads "Cereal" arched above and "Killer" curved below a cartoon illustration of a blue cereal bowl filled with milk and colorful floating cereal rings, with a grey spoon sticking out. Slasher movie font meets Saturday morning